- Anti Joke

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Dusters blow stuff.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag