- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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