Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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