What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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The WNBA.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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