Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Cheese stick

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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