- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Jews

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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