I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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CAS

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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David Silberberg is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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