Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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