- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

There's a car about to hit me.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Help I'm being raped!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Yes

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

I like touching my boobs

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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