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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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