A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

josh roberts got the d in geog

im watching you..

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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