Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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learn the ropes?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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