Yes!

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

I am on a escalator.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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