Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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I agree

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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