Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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The person below me is weird.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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