- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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