Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Cool Brian

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't he finish his

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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