how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Once upon a time, The end.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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