- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

There's my tractor.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Republicans

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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