- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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