- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

I ponder

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What's the difference between? Your mom.

An irish man walks out of a bar

You're welcome!

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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