- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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