Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Me Neither.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Chicken penis.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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hey

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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