Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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