A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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