Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Women's rights

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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