- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

knock, knock. come in.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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