What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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long in the tooth!

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Dylan is a person

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The jets are a good team..

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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