You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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