- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

I need a good anti joke....

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Mullets

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

children burning

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

I pooped.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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