A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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