A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Anti Joke

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