- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

balls

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

roses are black violets are black im blind

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

My pet rock died.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Justin's hair

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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