- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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