Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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stinky boner

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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