Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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