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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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