- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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