What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

raping black women

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Women's rights

Who wants pizza crusts?

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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