Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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acualy is dolan

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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brandon ya twwat

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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