- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

I have Alzheimer. What?

Some people like melon and others like soup.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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