- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

womens rights

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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