If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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