- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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