A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Harry Styles

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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