- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

one day i went to bed

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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