Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

do you want to hear a joke?

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Shut the cork up!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

lol

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

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