Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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NAACP

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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