A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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