- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

She said no

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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