Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

*spongebob voice* 25

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

This one time at band camp....

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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