Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Penis

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Get on your knees Ho

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Anti Joke

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